Thursday, 16 April 2009 9:36:00 am

Read this at Iwee's. So very true. True enough that I wished every guy in this world would read this, so that the next time an argument happens, they wouldn't be....dumb.

A Women's dictionary.

1. Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right
and you need to shut up.

2. Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a 1/2 hour. Five
minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes
to
watch the game before helping around the house.

3. Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and
you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in
fine.

4. Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

5. Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing.
(Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6. That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can
make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before
deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7. Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome.

8. Whatever: Is a women's way of saying F*CK YOU!

9. Don't worry about it, I got it : Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?'. For the woman's response refer to #3.

dot dot dot.

So, I skipped my afternoon classes just now. I don't feel like studying or even talk to someone. Decided to head home. And yeah, slept! Finally had a good rest in the afternoon :)

hmmph, I think I'm okay.

I am taking three step forward, cause looking back is a letdown.

I know I tried eventhough you didn't see the effort.

Just needed to change everything before I have another letdown.

I miss this baby. Where's the hug when I need one?

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Read this at Iwee's. So very true. True enough that I wished every guy in this world would read this, so that the next time an argument happens, they wouldn't be....dumb.

A Women's dictionary.

1. Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right
and you need to shut up.

2. Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a 1/2 hour. Five
minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes
to
watch the game before helping around the house.

3. Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and
you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in
fine.

4. Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

5. Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing.
(Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6. That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can
make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before
deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7. Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome.

8. Whatever: Is a women's way of saying F*CK YOU!

9. Don't worry about it, I got it : Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?'. For the woman's response refer to #3.

dot dot dot.

So, I skipped my afternoon classes just now. I don't feel like studying or even talk to someone. Decided to head home. And yeah, slept! Finally had a good rest in the afternoon :)

hmmph, I think I'm okay.

I am taking three step forward, cause looking back is a letdown.

I know I tried eventhough you didn't see the effort.

Just needed to change everything before I have another letdown.

I miss this baby. Where's the hug when I need one?